February 2012
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Watchrogueaeterna:
soset-moi-chlen:
Never not reblogging this.
Hahahhahahahaha.
January 2012
Watchmaddiegolucky:
whadda damn shame..
Me: I'm a lesbian
Everyone: Omg how do two girls have sex?! Is it good? Is that even sex? How many girls have you slept with? Are you sure it's not just a stage? Have you ever TRIED having sex with a guy? How do you know that you don't like it? Do you want to be a boy? Are you sure? You don't look like a lesbian. Who's the guy in the relationship? You're going to Hell. God doesn't like gay people.
If Rooney Mara doesn't win any awards....
fuck-yeah-salander:
I will die. That is all. That goddess better win something. Anything. She’s delicious. Phenomenal in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Lisbeth is so yummy. Personally, she looks much hawter naked. I mean… um, with the piercings and the hair. Yeah, piercings, that’s what I meant to say.
Let’s take a look, shall we….
Yep, I’d tap that.
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
Someone: can I use your computer for a second
Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
ckents:
lurking-intheshadows:
I seriously cannot get over the lineup.
you know you are a lesbian when...
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
your straight best friend gets drunk,makes out with you and the next day you end up with your heart a little bit more broken, couse you know that in the end she won’t turn lesbian. but it still was a great night though.